⇨STATUS

I have'nt failed…my success is just
postponed for some time !!

When nothing seems right….go
left!!

If you can’t beat them, arrange to
have them beaten.

A woman is like a tea bag, you
cannot tell how strong she is until you
put her in hot water.

Don’t drink and park – accidents
cause people.

When a bird hits your window have
you ever wondered if God is playing
angry birds with you?

I'm not SHORT, I am just concentrated
AWESOME !

I like to listen to sad music when I'm
sad to make me double sad.

I can always pretend I’m okay, but it
doesn’t mean I don’t get hurt..

I smile …Because I don’t know WHAT
THE HELL is going on.

I speak my mind. I never mind what I
speak.

Smile in front of people who hate you…
Ur happiness kills them

I wish I could record my dreams and
watch them later.....

Life is too short to be serious all the
time. So, If you can’t laugh at yourself,
CALL ME…I’LL LAUGH AT YOU.